What’s a better way to celebrate April Fools’ Day than pulling a prank on your boyfriend? Um, there isn’t one. Because keeping bae on his toes is life — and more than likely he deserves a little ribbing. Plus, everyone knows that laughter is the key to most successful relationships, so why not spice things up by playing an April Fools’ prank on your boyfriend?
有什么比捉弄你男友更好的庆祝愚人节的方式呢?嗯，应该没有。因为让男朋友时刻提防自己就是你们这些女人们的生活，并且他们也应该被我们玩弄一下。从另一方面来看，我们大家也都知道欢笑是拥有成功人际关系的关键，所以为什么不给你的男朋友开个愚人节玩笑来增加生活情趣呢?
We’re still a few days out from April 1st, so you’ve got time to plan one of these April Fools’ pranks for your boyfriend.
距离4月1日我们还有几天的时间，所以你有时间为你的男朋友策划一个愚人节恶作剧。
Read on and take your pick. Because the couple who laughs together, stays together!
继续往下读，然后选择其中一项，因为在一起笑的伴侣才有可能生活在一起。
1. “Foolproof” the Bathroom
万无一失的浴室恶搞
There are a few tricks you can pull on your guy in the bathroom, which will get him spending WAY more time in there than he usually does.
在浴室里面有一些方法可以整蛊下他，让他在浴室呆的时间更长。
One trick is to replace his shampoo with ready-made icing. He’ll have a cake-full of the sugar stuff on his head — and then will need REAL shampoo to wash it out, which you can helpfully dole out.
比如你可以把他的洗发水换成现成的糖霜。他用了之后就会发现自己的头上像长了一个蛋糕一样，然后他就会需要真正的洗发水来清洗，这样你就可以每次给他一点点来让他多洗一会。
2. “Scare” Him in Bed
床上的恐慌
Get an old Halloween mask — the scarier the better — and place it under your pillow the night before you want to play this April Fools’ prank on your boyfriend. The next morning, make sure you wake up before he does. Then, put the mask on and remain in bed, your masked face turned towards him. When he opens his eyes, he’ll see this crazy scary mask and jump right outta bed!
在你想要玩愚人节恶作剧的前一天晚上，你可以在枕头下面放上一个万圣节面具-越恐怖越好。第二天早上，确保你在他之前醒来。然后，戴上面具躺在床上，你的面具要对象他。当他睁开眼睛的时候，他会看到这张疯狂的恐怖面具，然后从床上跳下来!
As an alternative, you can get a plastic spider or snake — but make sure it looks legit — and place it on your pillow in the morning. Slide out of bed and wait for him to wake up next to his worst nightmare. Then hand him a cup of coffee as a delicious apology.
你也可以拿一个逼真的蜘蛛或蛇放在你的枕头上。然后假装它从床上爬出来，等到他醒来的时候他会发现噩梦就在眼前。然后你可以递给他一杯咖啡，作为道歉的补偿。
3. Make His “Favorite” Meal
所谓的“爱心大餐”
Remember when Rachel made that awful trifle for Thanksgiving on Friends? Well, you’re going to do something like that — but on purpose. Tell him that you’re so excited to prepare a delicious meal just for him that night. Meanwhile, you’ll make it as gross as possible.
还记得瑞秋在感恩节为朋友做的恶作剧么?嗯，你也可以这么做，不同的是你是故意的。你可以跟他说我今天很开心，为你准备了一顿美味的晚餐。不过，你会让这顿晚餐变得尽可能的恶心。
For example, dip Brussels sprouts in chocolate sauce but call it a “balsamic dressing,” place baby carrots in his cupcakes, or put beef in a trifle.
比如，把球芽甘蓝浸在巧克力酱里，但把它叫做“香料沙拉酱”，把小胡萝卜放进他的小蛋糕里，或者把牛肉放在蛋糕里。
But don’t forget to have take-out ordered and ready for delivery just as you’re dishing up the prank meal!
但是，别忘了在你准备一顿恶作剧大餐的时候，要准备好外卖。
4. Turn Him Into a “Blow Horn”
让他变成愤怒的号角
This is a classic cartoon-y trick. Get a couple of those annoyingly loud whoopie cushions and place them underneath the places where he regularly sits. For example, underneath the sofa cushions where he sits while he watches Netflix, or underneath the sheets on his side of the bed. You can even place one on the seat of his car. It’ll be super annoying, and you’ll love it!
这是一个经典的卡通把戏。把那些烦人的嘈杂的垫子放在他经常坐的地方的下面。例如，他看老友记时候所做的的沙发或躺着的床单下边。你甚至可以放一个在他的车的座位底下。这一招非常恼人，也许你会喜欢。
5. Be a Fashionista
做一个时尚达人
This one requires stylish stealthiness. If you’re hanging around at home, keep switching your outfits every 30 minutes and then act perfectly normal as if you HADN’T changed clothes. When he asks, “Why did you change?” Deny, deny, deny. Even when he asks for the tenth time, keep pretending that you have no idea what he’s talking about. “What? I didn’t change clothes! I’ve been wearing this all day! What’s wrong with you?” This will drive him, literally, insane.
这一招需要你偷偷的变换风格。假如你在屋里面来回走动，保持每30分钟换一次衣服，然后表现得非常正常，就好像你没有换过衣服一样。当他问:“你为什么要换衣服?”的时候你就一直否认。即使当他第10次问你的时候，也要假装你不知道他在说什么。“什么?我没换衣服!我已经穿了一整天了!你怎么了?这肯定会让他发疯。
Have fun out there, kids!
孩子们，祝愚人节快乐，玩得开心!
