The summer job is a rite of passage for many kids, who are encouraged by their parents to get out of their hair and go and learn valuable lessons about responsibility, the value of money and hard work.
对很多青少年来说，暑假兼职是人生的必经之路，他们在父母的劝勉之下，放下浮躁的心态，通过这堂宝贵的社会课堂学习责任感，正确的金钱观，懂得刻苦努力的重要性。
Whether you were saving for a bike, your first car, a prom dress or whatever, we all went in with high expectations of independence and feeling like a proper adult. However those expectations are not always met!
不论你赚钱的目的是为了买自行车，购置人生第一辆私人汽车还是买一件毕业舞会上穿的礼服，开始投身到兼职中去时我们总是满怀期待，希望能自由独立起来，我们几乎感觉自己已经是合格的成年人了，可是，现实往往不尽如人愿。
Jimmy Fallon did us all a service by asking people to share their worst summer job experiences in one of his legendary hashtag challenges. Needless to say, there are some absolute classics in there! Scroll down to check out a list of Bored Panda's favorites below, and feel free to share your own in the comments!
美国脱口秀主持人JimmyFallon素来喜欢在社交网上发起各种传奇式的标签话题挑战赛，他为我们做出了一项巨大的贡献：请人们在社交网上分享他们最糟糕的暑假兼职经历。不用多说，大家晒出的段子里有不少货真价实的经典笑料。BoredPanda精选了一组上述段子，往下翻看一看，在评论区里畅所欲言吧！
1.I worked at a historic site once where I had to dress as a bison and be chased by hordes of 5 year olds in a bison hunt. once after being killed in the bison hunt I was breathing too heavily from running. One of them yelled”it’s alive” and punched me in the face.
我在一个历史博物馆工作，要装扮成野牛的样子，在一个名为“捕猎野牛”的活动中被一群5岁的熊孩子狂追。有一次我被他们猎到后，他们把我“杀”了，可是，由于我刚被狂追了一阵，还在猛地喘气，一个熊孩子大喊“它还活着”，然后在我脸上狠狠揍了一拳。
2.I was 10 and went to my grandfather farm he gave me 10 $ to be a scar crow. I stood there in the sun yelling for an hour until my mom came and yelled at him.
我10岁的时候，去外公的农场玩，他给了我10美元，让我去扮稻田里的稻草人。于是我顶着大太阳在田里站了一个小时，还要大声吼叫。直到我妈来了我才解脱，她还吼了我外公一顿。
3.I was hired at an elderly people’s home for patients with dementia. On my first day I accidently pressed the door button and the old people escaped. We had to run through town rounding them up.
我受雇在一个老年之家做兼职。那里的老人都有老年痴呆症。入职第一天我不小心按了一个按钮，把大门打开了，于是那些老人都逃了出去。我妈不得不跑遍全镇才把他们都捉回来。
4.As a public school teacher in North Carolina, I don’t make much money. So I had to deliver pizzas one summer. My second delivery was to one of my former students. Her first words,”what, you get fired?”
作为一个在卡罗来纳州北部公立学校教书的老师，我收入微薄，一年暑假我不得不送披萨外卖赚钱。我的第二单生意送到了一个过去的学生家里。她看到我的第一句话是，“什么，你被炒鱿鱼了吗？”
5.Woring at a nursing home at 17 year old. A woman of 79 year old accused me of stealing and wearing her adult diaper to steal her 87-year-old boyfriend cause It padded my butt and made me appear to have a butt like hers that he loved. She never allowed me in her room after that...
17岁的时候我曾经在一个养老院做兼职，一个79岁的老奶奶控诉我偷窃还擅自穿了她的成人纸尿裤。她说我穿她的纸尿裤的目的是垫衬自己的屁股，好让我的屁股看起来像她的，而他男朋友就喜欢她那样的屁股。从那之后她再也不让我进她的房间了……
6.Had a job walking five chihuahuas. When they got tired, I had to carry them home. TWo in my arm, two on my shoulders and one on my head.
要溜5只吉娃娃，它们走累了我还要把它们抱回家。两只抱在手里，两只搭在我肩膀上，还有一只骑在我的头上、
7.When I had to play Kid(uncredited) every summer for 3 years.
连续3年每年都去当群众演员，每年演的都是“某小孩”
8.I was babysitting two kids. One ran out the front door, one went out the back. When I ran around the house to find them, they ran back inside, locked me out, and turned the sprinklers on.
给两个宝宝当保姆。其中一个朝前门跑，一个往后门跑。为了找到他们我跑遍了整个屋子，他们又掉头跑回来，把我关在外面，还把花园里的洒水器打开了。
9.I earned $30 working construction for a temp agency one day in college. When I finished, there was a $35 parking ticket on my car. I refer to it as the day I paid to work...
有一次在一个大学校园里为临时工中介干活，赚了30美元。完工后，我发现自己要支付35美元的停车费。我把这一天称作我为了工作而自己掏钱的日子。
（翻译：小木）
