Yesterday, a girl came to complain to Xiaobian and asked me, Xiaobian, did men hear the inner drama of a girl learning Japanese:
"Hey, if you are studying Japanese, do you usually watch movies without subtitles and stress?"
"Hey, when you learn Japanese, do you always use Japanese to talk, Daddy Amei, there's a room full of flying?"
Hey, isn't it just to apply what you learn?
Speaking of which, whenever you talk about the majors that everyone is studying, you will automatically bring in some scenarios and think that shouldn't be like that.
Then there is a question, if you integrate your major into your sex life, what kind of experience will it be?
Let's experience it together:
1. Those who study traditional Chinese medicine: Then I help him strengthen Yang and kidney? Increase durability? ? From day to noon... and from day to night to midnight...
2. Learn French: this is for me to translate simultaneously
3. What should I do if I study financial management? To kill me! I want to calculate the cost of opening a house! Or durability or length or number of times?
4. Vocal students: control the pitch, length, and timbre of the voice. Does it have to be rhythmic? Do it in rhythm? There will definitely be a sense of rhythm. Finally, let's have a highC, then his ears may be pregnant, cover my mouth
5. Doing e-commerce: Buying and selling girlfriends online while doing business? ?
6. Learn to write and direct: Do you want me to... write the script and he will act? ? Shooting AV while hey? ⊙﹏⊙
7. Art major: hold the palette while doing it, and draw his immortal appearance
8. Teacher: Of course, you should teach her to learn various postures. If you don't obey, you will be whipped.
9. My medicine: I don’t need to say the next sentence
10. Dance major: All kinds of softness are no problem, many poses that others can't do! I can do it all, while swinging and having sex
11. What to do with the environment: When doing this, analyze whether the surrounding air is polluted?
12. Marketing: Selling condoms while doing it?
13. Coal mining learned by wtm: do you want me to discover how to spew tides?
14. Logistics management: hurry up, please hurry up
15. Yoga teacher: I'm afraid it's cool
16. Guomao: I think it may be possible to calculate how many times to make money by selling male tickets abroad.
17. Internal medicine: I want to help him catheterize when I see him
18. Clothing Design: I will design a sexy lingerie for you? ? ?
19. Edited by Xueguang: Then I will take a sexy photo of him, a large-scale movie, and then I will watch it secretly
20. I am amazing in aviation: take her to the plane, hey, there is no problem in heaven
21. Gardener: Ah, do I have to arrange flowers and plant trees while...?
22. Those who learn food: hey hey hey while eating, must be very happy
23. I learn to plan: write a plan? How should foreplay be performed?
24. I am a cashier: do you smash him in the face while doing it?
25. Swimming: It's so exciting to think about it in the water
26. Mathematics education: Do I have to teach him to calculate the negative distance between two people?
27. Our computer: never lack of film source, but also practice a pair of good hand speed
28. I study architecture: take her to the kitchen hehehe, toilet hehehe, living room hehehe, balcony hehehe, corridor hehehe
29. What about programmers? Make a program? for loop? Let her stop? Or write programming code on her with your tongue? ?
30. Fa-study: Do you know that there are two types of strong jian? interjection vs non-insertion
31. What can electrical engineering and its automation do...hey on the poles?
32. Nurse passing by: uniform temptation
33. What can a secretary do? : The secretary has something to do, nothing... take him to the office, hey?
34. Exhibition planning and management...Should I hold an exhibition for everyone to visit this passionate scene? .
35. Those who learn to travel: explain the tour guide words of various parts while hey?
36. Those who study finance: Hey, based on my time and sweat volume, calculate exactly how much RMB you need to pay me
37. Acupuncture? ? ? slap his brother...
38. Fitness: While hey, tell him not to use his waist, but to use his hips?
39. Then it's useless for me to study journalism? Do you want me to do a live news report while doing it?
40. Learn to sail: take her to the waves
After reading so many professional comrades, do you feel that there is still such a way to play?
To tell the truth, in fact, your job type is not that important. It just means that in your sex life, if the director plays a pornographic movie with a similar scene, you can really play it, right?
