And I'm going to show you my favorite ones.These are all real.
我要给大家看我最喜欢的一些 这都是真的
This is real clip art images.I didn't create these.these are real.
这都是真实存在的剪贴画 不是我自己编的 这都是真的
I own them.I'm giving them names.
现在都属于我了 我还起了名字
First one is classic,I'm proud of call,hmm,quarters.
第一张很经典 我起名叫“矮油 硬币哦”
That clearly loves to eat quarters.He loves it.
这人显然喜欢吃硬币 他很喜欢
I call this one,who's going to burn out and die in three months?This guy.
这张叫“谁三个月就会烧没了 我唉”
I call this one five increasingly acceptable ways to tell co-workers you're a gay.I like that guy.Guess what,everybody.
这张叫“五个越来越受认可的让同事明白你是同性恋的方式” 我喜欢那家伙 大家知道吗
You're doing that a lot,they already know.
你老这么做 大家就知道了
I call this one me and my co-workers just shared a giant Graham character with a death row inmate.
这张叫“我和我的同事刚刚跟一个死囚犯一起吃了一块超大的饼干”
These are mine now.I'm going to make a killing.
这些现在属于我了 我会挣翻的
I call this one avoid alcohol during pregnancy or you'll give birth to a human candle.
这张叫做“怀孕期间不要喝酒 否则会生下人体蜡烛”
I call this one,who forgot to pay the gravity bill.
这张叫“谁忘了缴重力费了”
I call this one who cares if I just got laid off as a security guard,my turtle is number one.
这张叫“谁在乎我刚刚失去了保安的工作呢 我的乌龟才是第一位的”
And finally,I call this one,Brad has chosen correctly,the green penis was the fastest.Yeah for Brad.Yeah for Brad.
最后这张叫做 布拉德选对了 绿色的老二的确最快 赞哦 恭喜布拉德
词汇解析
1、acceptable
（大多数人）认同的，认可的
It is becoming more acceptable for women to drink alcohol.
女性喝酒渐渐被人们接受。
The air pollution exceeds most acceptable levels by 10 times or more.
大气污染程度超出了普遍认可的标准10倍或更多。
可接受的;值得接受的
They have thrashed out a compromise formula acceptable to Moscow.
他们经过讨论达成了一项莫斯科可以接受的折中方案。
They recently failed to negotiate a mutually acceptable new contract.
他们最近未能谈成一个双方都满意的新合同。
尚可的；还可以的
On the far side of the street was a restaurant that looked acceptable.
远处街边有一家饭店看起来还可以。
We've made an acceptable start, but it could've been better.
我们起了一个好头，但本可以更好一些的。
2、character
（人的）性格，个性;(地方的)特点
Perhaps there is a negative side to his character that you haven't seen yet.
或许，他性格中不好的一面你还没有看见。
The character of this country has been formed by immigration.
这个国家的国民性是由移民形成的。
特点;特征;特色
The financial concessions granted to British Aerospace were, he said, of a precarious character.
他说，向英国宇航公司给予财政优惠未获证实。
The state farms were semi-military in character.
那些国有农场从性质上讲是半军事的。
