There is no return policy at best buy.
百思买没有退货政策
You don't come back with the TV like it's broken.It's broken?Did you put your penis on it?
你不能带着电视回去说 电视坏了 坏了吗 你是不是用老二蹭了
I did.You did.And we can't take it back.That's number one on the list.
是的 是的 我们不能收回 这是第一条要求
I just got back from Montreal,beautiful city.
我刚从蒙特利尔回来 那里很美
I don't konw if you have been there,but they speak France there and I don't speak France.
我不知道你们是否去过 但大家都说法语 我不会说法语
And I was wondering the streets kind of lonely.
我一个人在街上乱走
I was looking for a comanion and I looked in this window and there was a phone number and below it,it said a lover and I thought,thank you
我想找个伴儿 我往窗户里看去 有个电话号码 下面写着 情人 我想着谢谢
But I don't speak France.It actually said aluaroa which means for rent.
但我不说法语 实际上写的是Alouer 是出租的意思
So I had a totally different conversation that I thought I was going to have.
所以我进行的对话 跟我想象中的完全不同
I called,this woman picked up.Bonjour.I said yeah,the lover.
我打了电话 一个女人接了 她说你好 我说 喂 我找情人
And she goes,yeah,Ok,American.It is 1,500.I said ok,that's expensive.
她说 好吧 美国人 要一千五百美金 我说 好吧 这真贵
And then she said,and I must meet you first.
她说 我必须先跟你见面
I said that's not how this goes.I have done this before.We're both rolling the dice here lady,ok.
我说不是这样的 我之前有过经验 咱俩都冒着风险 女士
And then she said,I must remind youj,no pets.
然后她说 我必须提醒你 不能带宠物
I said lady,for 1,500 dollars,I'm bring a pet.You guys,on Andrew Santino.Happy birthday Dad.
我说 女士 你要价一千五 我必须带宠物 各位 我是安德鲁·桑蒂诺 生日快乐 爸爸
Hey,Andrew,that was great.Really nice job.Thank you very much.Great.Andrew Santino,ladies and gentlemen.That's our show.Good night,everybody.
安德鲁 真棒 真好笑 非常感谢 很棒 安德鲁·桑蒂诺 女生们先生们 节目到此结束 晚安 各位
词汇解析
1、take back
退回;退还;归还
If I buy something and he doesn't like it I'll take it back.
要是我买的东西他不喜欢的话，我就会去退货。
I went to the library and took your books back.
我去了图书馆，帮你把书还了。
收回，撤回(所说的话或想法)
I take it back, I think perhaps I am an extrovert.
我收回说过的话，我想也许我是外向型的人。
Take back what you said about Jeremy!
收回你说的关于杰里米的话。
让…回家;准许…回来
Why did she take him back?
她怎么又让他回家了？
The government has agreed to take back those people who are considered economic rather than political refugees.
政府同意让那些被认为是经济难民的人回国，但政治难民不包括在内。
2、pick up
拿起；提起；拾起；捡起
He picked his cap up from the floor and stuck it back on his head.
他从地板上拾起帽子，重新戴在头上。
Ridley picked up a pencil and fiddled with it.
里德利拿起一支铅笔，不停地在手里摆弄着。
（通常指开车）接载，取走
We drove to the airport the next morning to pick up Susan.
我们第二天早晨开车去机场接苏姗。
She went over to her parents' house to pick up some clean clothes.
她去了趟父母家取些干净衣服。
逮捕；拘捕
Rawlings had been picked up by police at his office.
罗林斯已在办公室遭警察拘捕。
The police picked him up within the hour.
警察不到一小时就将他逮捕了。
