For example,I was watching "Duck Dynasty",I was watching the show "Duck Dynasty".A good show,having a good time watching it and I pushed the info button and it said
比方说 我在看《鸭子王朝》 节目不错 我看得很开心 按下信息键
Proof that Louisiana's incest laws need to be tweaked.Interesting.
证明了路易斯安那州近亲通婚的法律需要加强了 有趣
Then I was watching "Ncis"，I was watching "Ncis",pushed the info button and it said
然后我看了《海军犯罪调查机构》 按下信息键
the crime drama that reminds you I'm visiting my parents and they only have one TV.
让你意识到你在只有一台电视的父母家里的犯罪电视剧
Then I was watching "19 kids and counting.""19 kids and counting."Then I hit the info button,it said it was actually 26.These are the ones who were able to come through.
我在看《19个孩子 还在增加》 按下信息键 其实有26个 但只有这些找到了食物
"Dating naked.""Dating naked."then I hit the info button.It said tonight a naked dinner date ends in tragedy after unfortunate sizzling fajita incident.
《裸体约会》 按下信息键 今晚的裸体晚餐约会 以悲剧结局 因为发生了不幸的“滚热墨西哥烤肉”意外
And I was watching "Conan",A little show called "Conan".I hit the button and it said,watch Andy Richter.I'm on 996.
我在看柯南秀 按下信息键 看安迪·里克特干1000小时的社区服务 已经996小时了
"Judge Judy"，I was watching "Judge Judy",and I hit the info button.It said,special kind of court where neither plaintiff nor defendant speak while grandma tells story.
《朱迪法官》 我在看《朱迪法官》 按下信息键 特别法庭 原告和被告都不说话 而奶奶在上面讲故事
"Surviving marriage."I was watching "Surviving marriage." Hit the info button.It said,couple in trouble.Marriage dropped off on deserted island at the request of friends who were sick of hearing their shit.
《拯救婚姻》 我在看《拯救婚姻》 按下信息键 婚姻有问题的夫妇 依照那些听够了他们破事的朋友的意愿 被送去了孤岛
"Bones." I was watching the show "Bones",and It said,hit the info button,the only show named after its audience.People who died alone in their apartments years ago with this TV on.
《识骨寻踪》 我在看《识骨寻踪》 按下信息键 唯一以观众命名的剧集 那些独自死在公寓里 没关电视的人
And finally,a crazy show.I was watching "Sex box."That's a really insane show.People go in a box and have sex.
最后 一部疯狂的节目 我在看《性爱箱》 这节目太疯狂了 人们走进一个大箱子里做爱
Watching the show "Sex box" and hit the info button.It said from the makers of the fellatio bag
我在看《性爱箱》 按下信息键 《口交袋》制作人推出
词汇解析
1、tweak
扭;扯;拧
He tweaked Guy's ear roughly.
他粗暴地扯盖伊的耳朵。
A handsome offer, she replied, tweaking his cheek.
“一个慷慨的提议”，她拧着他的面颊回答道。
稍稍改进;对…作微调
He expects the system to get even better as the engineers tweak its performance.
他预计在工程师对其性能稍加改进后，该系统会运行得更加良好。
2、desert
沙漠;荒漠
the Sahara Desert.
撒哈拉大沙漠
the burning desert sun.
沙漠中火辣辣的太阳
枯燥乏味的地方（或境况）
They live in 12 high-rise apartment buildings that sit in a desert of concrete.
他们居住的地方是坐落于一片钢筋水泥丛林中的12栋高层公寓楼。
Pubs are a cultural desert.
酒馆是文化沙漠。
离弃，舍弃(某地)
Farmers are deserting their fields and coming here looking for jobs.
小农场主正舍弃他们的土地，到这里来寻找工作。
After the show, the audience deserts the Blackpool streets.
演出结束后，观众从布莱克浦的大街上消失了踪迹。
