Over the past weekend,I was watching television,
上个周末 我在看电视
and I saw that usher ad.Have you seen the usher ad.where he's dancing with the honey nut Cheerios bee?
结果我看到了亚瑟小子的广告 大家看过吗 他跟蜂蜜燕麦圈的蜜蜂跳舞
Yes,he's dancing with the honey nut Cheerios bee.
没错 他在跟蜂蜜燕麦圈的蜜蜂跳舞
And apparently,there is a reason for it,apparently usher released his latest single exclusively in boxes of honey nut Cheerios.
显然 这事是有来由的 亚瑟小子这次的新专辑只放在蜂蜜燕麦圈的盒子里销售
Yes,that's what he's doing.Now,I always thought usher seems like a cool guy,ok.
他这么干了 我一直觉得亚瑟小子这人看上去挺酷的
If he is releasing his new material in cereal boxes,maybe I should try something like that,you know.
如果他要把自己的新专辑放在燕麦盒里出售 或许我也该试试这个办法
Starting right now.If you hurry,you can get a copy of tonight's final monologue joke
现在开始 如果大家抓紧 能买到今晚独白一节里最后一个段子
in every industial sized can of denty Moore beef stew.Andy,what's the joke for tonight?
会装在每一罐工业罐装丹提·莫尔炖牛肉里 安迪 今晚的段子是什么
Come on.where is the joke?Things like beef stew eats paper.
赶紧的啊 段子呢 炖牛肉似乎吃纸呢
Ok,here we go.this is a good one.
好了 这个不错
In China,in china.I'm reading this through cold beef.
在中国 纸上都是凉凉的牛肉
In china,a woman caought off her husband's penis after she found out he was cheating
在中国 一名女子切下了丈夫的老二 因为她发现他在偷腥
and then after it was sewn back on,she went to the hospital and cut if off again.
在他把老二缝回去之后 她去了医院 再次给他砍掉了
Yeah,that's a true story,yeah.It just goes to show you two wangs don't make a right.
是的 真事啊 充分说明 两个王也不对
词汇解析
1、apparent
貌似的；表面上的；似乎真实的
I was a bit depressed by our apparent lack of progress.
我对我们看似缓慢的进展感到有些沮丧。
There is at last an apparent end to the destructive price war.
这场惨烈的价格战貌似终于结束了。
明显的；显而易见的
It has been apparent that in other areas standards have held up well.
显然，这些标准在其他地区执行得很好。
The presence of a star is already apparent in the early film.
在早期影片中已经显露出了明星相。
原因不明；不知何故
The person may become dizzy for no apparent reason.
这类人可能会莫名其妙地感到头晕。
2、release
释放;放出
He was released from custody the next day.
第二天他被从拘留所里放了出来。
He is expected to be released from hospital today.
他有望今天出院。
使免除;使免于
Divorce releases both the husband and wife from all marital obligations to each other.
离婚解除了夫妻双方相互之间所有的婚姻义务。
This releases the teacher to work with individuals who are having extreme difficulty.
这使得教师可以专门辅导学习特别吃力的学生。
发泄，释放(情感);展示(能力)
Becoming your own person releases your creativity.
保持自己的本色才有助于发挥自身创造力。
I personally don't want to release my anger on anyone else.
我个人并不想把自己的愤怒发泄在别人身上。
