I buy my own pesticides and I blast the rats.
我自己买了杀虫剂 攻击了老鼠
I go two-pop resurrection.I blast the rats with my own pesticide.
我进行了两个步骤 拿出杀虫剂 喷老鼠
And I believe it was Kelly Clarkson who once said,whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
我想是凯丽·克拉克森曾经说过 杀不死你的能让你变得更强大
And that is especially true when it comes to pesticides and rats.
对于杀虫剂和老鼠而言 这尤其正确
Not only do these rats not die,They evolve.
这些老鼠不仅仅没死 还进化了
They become smarter,for vengeful rats.
它们成了更聪明 更有报复心理的老鼠
So I'm like,fine,I go old school.I set a trap,put cheese in the middle of it.
我想着好吧 我按老式方法来 我搞了个老鼠夹 在中间放了一块奶酪
Two hours later,I check the trap.Trap still set,cheese is gone.
两小时后 我看了看老鼠夹 老鼠夹没动 奶酪不见了
My car keys are in the middle of the trap.They figured it out.
我的车钥匙在老鼠夹中间 它们想明白了
The rats figured it out.Now it's a chess match.
老鼠们想明白了 现在成了象棋比赛
And I'm losing,because I'm sick from my own pesticides.
我输了 因为我买的杀虫剂让我生病了
I can no longer have children.I probably could have a kid,but he'd be like a benjamin button,
我没法有孩子了 我可能会有孩子 他会跟本杰明·巴顿一样
Porbably an elderly baby that ages in reverse.
也许是年纪大的人 慢慢变小
I workout.I go to the gym.Here's the thing about the gym.you can't do the same workout,
我健身 我去健身房 这是健身房的一个特点 你不能做相同的锻炼
Because your muscles are smart,and they have memory.
因为你的肌肉很聪明 它们有记忆
And they will memorize your workout.then you will not make any gain.
它们会记住你的锻炼 然后你就不会有进步了
So you have to do muscle confusion.you have to confuse your muscles.
所以你得让肌肉困惑 你得让你的肌肉感到困惑
That's what I do.I get dressed like I'm gonna work out.
我就是这样的 我穿得像是要去健身
Right before I step on the treadmill,I smoke a cigarette.Muscle confusion.
我上跑步机之前 会抽根烟 肌肉就困惑了
My muscles are like,I thought we were going to go for a run.I'm like,sorry,muscles.we're partying.
我的肌肉说 我还以为我们要跑步呢 我说对不起 肌肉 我们在派对
Guy sees me smoking in the gym.He's like,you can't smoke here,violation of the fire code.
有人看见我在健身房抽烟 他说 你不能在这里抽烟 违反了消防法规
I'm like,do you know who you're talking to?I'm a volunteer firefighter.
我说 你知道你在跟谁说话吗 我是志愿消防队员
词汇解析
1、especially
特别;尤其
Millions of wild flowers colour the valleys, especially in April and May.
尤其是在四五月份，不计其数的野花盛开，山谷里一片绚烂色彩。
Re-apply sunscreen every two hours, especially if you have been swimming.
每两个小时重新涂一次防晒油，尤其是在游泳的时候。
格外;特别
Babies lose heat much faster than adults, and are especially vulnerable to the cold in their first month.
婴儿散热比成年人快得多，在出生后的头一个月特别容易感冒。
2、figure
数字;(尤指)统计数字
It would be very nice if we had a true figure of how many people in this country haven't got a job.
如果我们能得到该国失业人口的真实数字就好了。
It will not be long before the inflation figure starts to fall.
过不了多久，通货膨胀率就会开始下降。
人影;身影
Alistair saw the dim figure of Rose in the chair.
阿利斯泰尔看见了坐在椅子里的罗丝的模糊身影。
She waited, standing on the bridge, until his figure vanished against the grey backdrop of the Palace.
她站在桥上，一直等到他的身影消失在宫殿灰色的阴影中。
体形;身材
Take pride in your health and your figure.
为自己的健康和体形感到骄傲吧。
Janet was a natural blonde with a good figure.
珍妮特天生一头金发，身材曼妙。
