This year,This is kind of dark but it's true.
今年 这则消息挺黑暗但是真事
This year,North Korean dictator kim jong un has reportly had 15 of his top officials excuted.15！
今年 朝鲜独裁者金正恩据报 已经处死了15名高官 15名
So the lesson here is when kim jong un comes into work with new haircut,you tell him,
所以教训就是 如果金正恩梳着新发型来上班了 你要说
Looking good,um,Looking real good!Looking fine,un!
帅啊 恩哥 帅呆了 不错哦
I would like to announce that 15 people have been executed in north korea.The crowd went,ooh!Tough boss.
刚刚我宣布朝鲜处死了15个人 观众席上一片呜 真有意思啊 老板挺严厉啊
In oregon,a number of brewers are competing to turn sewer water into beer.True story.
俄勒冈州 一群酿酒商在比赛 将下水道脏水变成啤酒 真的
The brewer said,hey,if bud light can do it,we can do it.
酿酒商们说 既然百威淡啤能做到 我们也行
They're not sponsors either.Right jeff?He's saying not anymore.
反正他们也不是赞助商 不是吧 杰夫 他说这下不是了
We don't need money to do this show.
我们不需要钱也能做这节目啦
Hey get this.There's an app for brides.A new app,just for brides.
知道吗 有一款为新娘设计的应用软件 新应用软件 专为新娘设计
And it tells the bride when you haven't purchased a gift yet on their bridal registry.
如果你还没买婚礼礼物清单上的东西 软件会通知新娘
It alerts the bride that you haven't purchased a gift yet on their bridal registry.
会提醒新娘你还没买婚礼礼物清单上的东西
You can download the app from bed,bitch and beyond.True story.
软件可在床和贱女的种种下载到 真事哦
词汇解析
1、come into
继承(财产、封号等)
My father has just come into a fortune in diamonds.
我父亲刚刚继承一大批钻石。
在…中起作用
We don't really know where Hortense comes into all this.
我们真的不清楚霍滕斯在这中间起什么作用。
It's an unrestricted journey, and rules of any sort don't come into it.
这是一次没有任何限制的旅行，所有的规则都不起作用。
2、execute
将…处死;将…正法
He was executed by lethal injection earlier today.
他于今天早些时候被注射处死。
One group claimed to have executed the American hostage.
一个组织声称已经处决了那名美国人质。
完成，表演(高难度动作)
I executed the hairpin turn high on the sheer western face of the mountains.
我在山脉西侧陡峭的高处成功地急转弯。
The landing was skilfully executed.
熟练地完成了着陆。
制作，创作（艺术品）
Morris executed a suite of twelve drawings in 1978.
莫里斯在1978年创作了由12幅画组成的一组作品。
A well-executed shot of a tall ship is a joy to behold.
欣赏优秀的高桅横帆船摄影作品是种乐趣。
