Thank you so much, please, settle down!What a crowd
谢谢大家 请安静下来吧 大家好热情
Everyone have a seat, settle down,You've never seen one of these shows before.
大家请坐吧 简直像没看过这种节目似的
Gosh,It's a TV show,Very nice,We have a great show tonight, don't you think?
天呐 是个电视节目呢 太棒了 今晚节目很棒 是吧
Absolutely. You know my opinion doesn't mean much around here,but I think sure it's great
绝对的 虽然我的意见在这里也不顶事 但是 我觉得挺好的
You don't come to rehearsal,How would you know?Just the feeling
你也不来彩排 你怎么知道 就是直觉
Yeah we have an excellent,excellent program tonight, someone just talked about Hillary Clinton campaingning very hard for the presidency. She's out there.
今晚节目很棒 刚才有人说希拉里·克林顿正在努力进行总统竞选 她正在外奔走
Getting that vote out，Getting that vote out.
她在到处拉票，到处拉票
In an interview Hillary Clinton said she likes nearly every flavor of ice cream.
在一段采访中 希拉里·克林顿说 她喜欢几乎所有的冰淇淋口味
You know,when he heard this Chris Christie said hey, she stole my speech.
听到之后，克里斯·克里斯蒂说 她抢了我的话
Yeah, I thought that was wrong, myself,I like every flavor of ice cream.
我觉得这不太好 我喜欢每一种冰淇淋口味
Come on, rum raisin,I know ridiculous.
拜托 朗姆葡萄口味 是啊 简直荒唐
A store in Houston is selling Donald Trump pinatas filled with candy
休斯顿一家商店在出售装满糖果的唐纳德·特朗普彩罐
So finally something good is going to come out of Donald Trump.
看来唐纳德·特朗普终于要有积极贡献了
A...ah...Acted a lot of stuff there,
一个……啊……我表演了很多东西
A company is trying to fund a new endeavor,I'm not kidding about this,known as Uber for kids.
一家公司想要支持一项新事业 这不是我编的 该事业称为儿童优步
Yeah, so parents will soon be teaching their kids that they shouldn't talk to strangers but the should get into a car with them.
是的 很快家长就要教孩子 他们不该同陌生人说话 但可以上陌生人的车
That's a true thing, that's the worst idea.
真的 这主意糟糕透顶了
The crowd didn't find anything about that story amusing.
而观众们居然完全不觉得好笑
That's a true story.
这是真事啊
词汇解析
1、settle down
(尤指结婚或买房后)定居，安顿下来
One day I'll want to settle down and have a family.
总有一天，我会想安定下来，成个家。
Before she settled down in Portugal, she had run her own antiques shop in London.
在定居葡萄牙之前，她在伦敦经营一家自己的古董店。
(历经磨难或变化后)安静下来，平静下来
It'd be fun, after the situation in Europe settles down, to take a trip over to France.
等欧洲的局势平定下来后，去法国旅行一趟应该不错。
We saw the therapist four times, and the children have now settled down.
我们去看了四次治疗专家，现在孩子们已经稳定下来了。
集中精力做;开始认真做
He got his coffee, came back and settled down to listen.
他喝了杯咖啡，回来后开始认真听讲。
They settled down to some serious work.
他们着手做一些重要的工作。
2、come out
(书或光盘)出版，发行
The book comes out this week.
这本书本周出版。
Christian Slater has a new movie coming out next month in which he plays a vigilante.
克里斯汀·史莱特有一部新片下月发行，他在片中扮演一个治安维持会成员。
(事实)暴露，披露，显露
The truth is beginning to come out about what happened.
真相开始逐渐浮出水面。
It will come out that she has covertly donated considerable sums to the IRA.
她暗中给爱尔兰共和军提供了大笔资助的事情即将曝光。
结果是;到头来
In this grim little episode of recent American history, few people come out well.
在美国近代史上这一小段阴暗时期，很少有人能有好的结果。
So what makes a good marriage? Faithfulness comes out top of the list.
那么，是什么造就了美满的婚姻呢？结果表明忠诚是第一位的。
