原文：I always miss you ,so i miss you,so i miss you,so i miss you so much now.
我总是逃避你，于是我错过了你，终于我失去了你，以至于此刻的我如此地想念你。
大山“表酱紫English”：破坏了这么好的笑话我有些心疼，但确实太牵强了，尤其是“逃避”和“失去” 不会翻译成“miss”。更合理（但少了些风趣）的翻译：I’m always avoiding you, so I missed you and finally lost you, and so I long so much for you now.
原文：Everyone of the people who says she or he does'n want to be in love .There must be someone without possibility in their hearts.
每个嘴里说不想恋爱的人，心里都装着一个无法拥有的人。
大山“表酱紫English”：很精炼的一句中文，英文却太蹩脚了。我的建议：Whoever says they don’t want to be in love must have someone in their heart that they cannot possess. 谁还来试试？相信还会有更好的说法。
原文：Tired heart is always hovering between adhering to and giving up, indecisive. Trouble is that memory is good, the mind should not mind will stay in memory.心累，就是常常徘徊在坚持和放弃之间，举棋不定。烦恼，就是记性太好，该记的，不该记的都会留在记忆里。
大山“表酱紫English”：这条转发了四万多次，如没有中文对照大家真能懂吗？我不行。翻译有时需要彻底放弃原句的语言结构，领略意思再从头组织语言。这样就会有多种翻译方式，其一：My heart is tired, for it does not know when to give up. 其二：My mind is troubled, for it does not know what to forget.
