感恩节祝酒词《老友记》
【祝酒人】最恨感恩节的Chandler
Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
All: That's so sweet.
Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
Rachel: And a crappy New Year.
Chandler: Here, here!
【祝酒词翻译】让我来祝个酒吧。短短滴，叮叮。我明白你们所有人心目中的理想感恩节都不是这样的，可是对我来说，倒也挺不错。大概因为没有啥宣布离婚然后狂吐的情况吧。归根结底，如果你去滑雪了，如果你们跟家里人一起过，如果你没得花柳病神马的，我们就没机会一起过感恩节了是不是？所以我想说的是，非常感谢你们大家的感恩节计划统统泡汤啦！
【小编短评】因为童年阴影而仇恨感恩节的钱德，偏偏在一个大家的感恩节都泡汤的情况下，发表了这么一通充满喜感而又发自肺腑的祝酒词，引发大家伙一并接口说希望借着能有糟透的圣诞和混乱的新年，却让人在笑过之后倍感温馨。
