美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
如果你再不闭嘴,我就向里面甩个鱼钩.
That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
你的表演很特别.不幸的是,特别地差劲.
You have just invented a new form of torture.
你发明了一种折磨人的新手段.
If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
如果你生活在2000年前, 唱成这样,人们会向你扔石头.
There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
人类能承受的惩罚是有限的,我再也无法忍受了.
You killed my favorite.
我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了.
It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
你不唱它的时候,它是首好歌.
You're like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠.
I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
你唱歌的时候,看起来处在半睡眠状态.
I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
我一个字也听不懂,你大概在用挪威语演唱吧.
Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
想象一下,一头驴与22匹马赛跑,你一点机会都没有.
It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
你好像喝多了.我说的可不是一、两瓶,而是一箱那么多.
