1、快乐无处不在。
Seen on the bathroom walls of Concordia University: "Ignorance is bliss." and right underneath it,"I don't know what this means but I'm happy."
Concordia大学卫生间的墙上写着：“无知是福”，正下方写着：“我不知道这是什么意思，但我很高兴”。
2、结婚的结果还是不错的。
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy,if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
想办法结婚吧，如果你找到一个好妻子，你会幸福的，如果找了一个恶老婆，你会成为一个哲学家。
注：很多时候婚姻幸福会磨灭人们的斗志，而婚姻不幸给人带来苦难，但会让人思考。
3、虽然我们不再有快乐的童年时光，但我们应该尽量保持童心。
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
拥有一个快乐的童年从来都不晚。
4、信心很重要。
Thehappy idea that one Englishman can beat three Frenchman, encourages, and sometimes enabled, one Englishman, in reality, to beat two.
“一个英国人能够打败三个法国人”这种快乐的观念鼓励着英国人，有时侯能够使一个英国人实际上打败两个法国人。
5、信仰快乐。
The believer is happy, the doubter is wise.
有信仰的人是愉快的，怀疑者是聪明的。
注：信仰上帝的人每当有了烦恼或者困惑就求助于上帝，他们是快乐的；怀疑者愿意动脑筋去思考，去分辨，脑筋越用越聪明。
6、任何事情都可以让人高兴。
I'm delighted to find that after all these years my tennis game has not deteriorated. It's just as bad as before.
我很高兴这些年我的网球技术没有退化，还象以前那么臭。
7、不该激动时不要瞎激动。
Aboy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal PsychicAdvisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
一个雄性小青蛙打通心灵热线，他的私人心理咨询师告诉他，“你将遇到一个年轻美貌的女孩，她想知道你所有的事情”。
小青蛙很激动，“太棒了，我会在晚会上遇见她吗”？
“不，在她的生物课上”。
8、终于逃离了父母的唠叨，朋友的骚扰，太自由了。
Think how it must feel to be alone in New York, without a friend or relation at hand, with no one to know or care what to do. It must be great!
想一想一个人在纽约是什么感受，身边没有一个亲戚朋友，没有人知道你做什么，也没有人关心。那肯定太棒了！
场景再现：身在异乡，独自一人的感受。
